Homebrewed Tees

Right? For Pete’s sake, pick out an outfit already. In the time it takes you to make one good decision, I can make lots and lots of bad ones. Here’s something easy...

Hey, you didn’t choose the game, the game chose you.

Ah yes, we’ve all been there. …Haven’t we? Allow us to present the tee that stoops the lowest of all the shirts on our site. Well, that’s probably not true…

Has Cookie Monster taught us nothing?

Wear this shirt and let them know you never disappoint. Besides, you aren’t really specifying whose satisfaction you’re guaranteeing…

Because you have dreams…big spirally, splattered, weird dreams. Or maybe you just like to trip out on psychedelic drugs, whatever.

We’ve all been out on bad benders but the earth has been raging pretty hard ever since…well, civilization came along. It’s about time to escort it to the bathroom, hold...

We’ve all been there. You tell someone the story of how you cut your finger at Dairy Queen, then they tell you how they once got a 9 inch scar...

Goodbye cruel world… This is one troubled teddy bear. Or maybe it was just an unfortunate accident. You decide.

You’ll never go back now that you’ve had a taste of Obama and his huge…agenda. White politicians just can’t give you what you need anymore…politically of course. Wear this t-shirt...

Because guiding ships home in the dark just…rules. You don’t like the lighthouse? You suck.

Two bunny rabbits doing what they do best…all over your shirt. Awww yeah, bunny rabbit love. We love finding cute ways to be vulgar. Skyyyyyrockets in flight…

No way. Not ever.

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. They’re everywhere… finding ways to offend you, piss you off or ruin your day entirely. Like when they throw trash on...

The impact matching shirts have on interventions is widely known. They’re all the rage. Pick up a few so you and the family can let mom know you weren’t kidding...