Life before Facebook

Remember when you used to get updates about peoples' lives from actual conversations with them? When you used to get things done instead of taking quizzes to find out which spirit animal you are? Let your friends know you remember when you used to fly through the sky without poking anyone or updating your Facebook status. Also there were rainbows. Take pictures of yourself in it and upload them to Facebook, because who's kidding who, you're going to anyway. Don't forget to write a status message about where you got the shirt too, so people everywhere can stop what they're doing and read all about it.