Although most of you think of me as quite the traditional man, I'm really pretty hip these days. I've heard all the buzz about Web 2.0 and want to get in on all the action. From now on there is no need to pray, read the bible, or waste time consulting with your local religious leader. That's right, the Lord Our Savior now has his very own blog!

Need to know what I think about Britney Spear's shaved head? Read an entry in my blog. Want to know if Anna Nicole Smith went to Heaven of Hell? Take a look at my buddy St. Peter's latest Top Ten list. Did Dick Cheney deserve to survive his latest assassination attempt? Find out when I rant about it in my next blog entry.

At my new blog you can also post your questions and concerns about the world. Or just ask why in the Hell I let such a dumb chick like Paris Hilton become so popular. Please pardon my tardiness with any replies to these questions, but lately I've been busy planning my next comeback tour. No date has been set yet. Check back later for updates.

You, my loyal followers can help get the word out about my new form of communication. Just pick up one of these cool new t-shirts my Father designed to promote my new blog.